braydaaan:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

omfg

solluxforpresident:

estegrimshaw:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

there’s no in between

tomatosplash:

Always reblog

joshuahuman07:

Are you Ok? 

alexinthetardis:

theimpalainsidethetardis:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

thecodeismaggie:

wibblywobblywatson:

sunsight:

thedetectiveandthewoman:

I can just imagine him interviewing people to be his live-in;

• “What is your average IQ?”
• “Can you fire a gun from a long distance?”
• “How well do you make tea?”
• “Which is better; Westwood or Calvin Klein?”
• “Would you ever consider skinning someone?”
• “What do you know about Sherlock Holmes?”
• “Do you have any IT skills?”
• “How do you feel about the Bee Gees?”

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEE GEES?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEE GEES?

could he get a woman who resurrects him and then goes crazy like the master’s companion

seb could just do that

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

Hogwarts Houses and each landscape

You should have seen her, Brad! All her powers and weapons! She totally wasted that rock.

cersei-wine:

#srsly

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger